No more Sunday kebabs!

In a strange move on Monday, 11 August 2008, the British Government enacted legislation making it illegal to produce and consume kebabs on Sundays. Speaking on behalf of the legislature, Terry Winston MP explained: “It has long been thought in Britain that Kebabs are a completely inappropriate food to be consumed on Sundays. We are, however, completely in favour of kebab-consumption at all other times, including in the wee hours of the morning. We also trust that any adverse impact on the kebab-producers in Britain that may flow from this action will be offset by increased consumption on Monday-through-Saturday.”

Human rights groups have decried the move, arguing it infringes on our most fundamental liberties. Prominent human rights spokesperson, Melinda Fringes, issued a statement saying: “What the British Government has done here shows a blatant disregard for our basic freedoms. It should be left to the individual to decide on what days they choose to eat kebabs and that may indeed be on all seven days of the week! Where does this sort of action stop?”

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Famous gay rights activist, Bruno Badagio, has also surprisingly waded in the debate, describing the new laws as “offensive” and kebabs as “utterly fabulous!”-

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